Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx (1890 - 1977) was an American comedian born in New York City.
I must confess I was born at a very early age.
Groucho Marx
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Groucho Marx
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Groucho Marx
I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.
Groucho Marx
